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Post by ConqueringWolf on Sept 20, 2003 23:57:08 GMT -5
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, I pray that this man will love me no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen
MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with perky boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen. ;D
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