Post by ConqueringWolf on Feb 8, 2004 23:46:08 GMT -5
The Rabbi Is Leaving
Here is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on
Sabbath eve announces to the congregation that he will
not renew his contract and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Epstein,
who owns several car dealerships, stands up and
announces, "If the Rabbi stays, I'll provide him with
a new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a
mini van, to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs, and applauds.
Goldstein, the entrepreneur and investor stands and
says, "If the Rabbi stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of his children!!"
More sighs and applause.
Mrs. Goldfarb, aged 74, stands and announces, "If the
Rabbi stays, I'll give him SEX!!"
There is a hush. The rabbi, blushing, asks, "Mrs.
Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say that?"
Mrs. Goldfarb answers, "I just asked my husband how we
could help, and he said, "Screw the Rabbi."
Here is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on
Sabbath eve announces to the congregation that he will
not renew his contract and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Epstein,
who owns several car dealerships, stands up and
announces, "If the Rabbi stays, I'll provide him with
a new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a
mini van, to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs, and applauds.
Goldstein, the entrepreneur and investor stands and
says, "If the Rabbi stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of his children!!"
More sighs and applause.
Mrs. Goldfarb, aged 74, stands and announces, "If the
Rabbi stays, I'll give him SEX!!"
There is a hush. The rabbi, blushing, asks, "Mrs.
Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say that?"
Mrs. Goldfarb answers, "I just asked my husband how we
could help, and he said, "Screw the Rabbi."
